Dear Facebook


Dear Facebook: Please stop notifying me whenever someone or something says or does something to me or someone I know, or says something to someone who said something or did something to someone who knows someone I know or used to or might know. Please stop telling me there’s someone I might have something to say to because they know someone I know or because they “like” the same thing that I or someone I know “likes.” Please stop telling me when someone I don’t know says something about the same thing I said something about just because it was something about someone we both know. And please stop giving me “personalized ad experiences” because you think you know something about me because I “liked” or said something about something. -N. Miller